1 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:04,337 [door opens] 2 00:00:06,381 --> 00:00:07,924 - Oh. Hey, champions. [door closes] 3 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:09,175 - Good morning. 4 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:10,552 - Quarterfinals in an hour. 5 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:11,970 Hope you got some sleep, 6 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:14,097 'cause I am gonna be haunting your nightmares tonight. 7 00:00:14,222 --> 00:00:16,391 - I did. I got some really good sleep. 8 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:18,059 {\an8}- Did you? [cup clatters] 9 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:19,227 - Zzz. 10 00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:23,314 - Yesterday was the first round 11 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,233 of a branch-wide paper-airplane contest. 12 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:27,444 It was being sponsored by Weyerhammer Paper 13 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:30,113 in an effort to get us to sell more of their new product, 14 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:34,743 Airstream Deluxe A4, the Cadillac of paper. 15 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,619 It's not so easy on the environment, 16 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:37,662 if you know what I mean. 17 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:38,955 [chuckles softly] 18 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,291 [whispering] It's practically made of plastic. 19 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,835 - We started with 16 brave aviators. 20 00:00:43,918 --> 00:00:45,045 Some used skill. 21 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,921 [cheering] 22 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:48,631 Others relied on showmanship. 23 00:00:48,673 --> 00:00:50,050 [people groan] 24 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:52,552 Some buckled under the pressure. 25 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:53,887 Others seemed not to comprehend 26 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:54,929 what a paper airplane is. 27 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:55,972 all: Oh! 28 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:57,515 - And, of course, 29 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,809 there was the odd moment of heartbreak and disaster. 30 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,478 - Hey, I left my glasses down here somewhere. 31 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:03,438 Crossing through. Beep-beep. 32 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:05,565 Ow! Ow! [all gasp] 33 00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:06,775 - I didn't see you. 34 00:01:06,858 --> 00:01:07,942 You should have yelled "crossing"! 35 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:10,153 - I'm sorry. 36 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:11,738 [groans softly] 37 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:14,032 - Okay, so is that my spot? - Yeah. 38 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:16,701 - We are now down to an elite eight. 39 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:19,871 {\an8}Well, seven and Toby. 40 00:01:19,954 --> 00:01:22,832 {\an8}[upbeat music] 41 00:01:22,957 --> 00:01:29,964 {\an8}? ? 42 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:44,020 - "Be careful of that beaker. It contains dangerous acid!" 43 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,522 - It does not say "dangerous." 44 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:47,232 And there's no exclamation point. 45 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:48,316 - Well, I'm just-- 46 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,402 I'm trying to bring some life to it. 47 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:51,861 {\an8}Last week, I got an agent. 48 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:54,823 {\an8}And, uh, this week, I got a movie. 49 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,117 {\an8}HRPDC chemical handling protocols. 50 00:01:57,158 --> 00:01:59,035 {\an8}It's gonna be seen by tons of workers 51 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,413 {\an8}in the industrial-chemical community, 52 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:04,958 {\an8}one of whom could have a cousin whose brother is Brad Pitt. 53 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,877 {\an8}And then, boom, next thing you know, 54 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,046 {\an8}I'm in "Moneyballs 2." 55 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,089 {\an8}- Andy? 56 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:12,716 {\an8}- Go away. We're running lines. 57 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:14,634 {\an8}- You wanted to see the gooey eye. 58 00:02:14,759 --> 00:02:15,927 {\an8}- Oh, yeah. 59 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:17,846 {\an8}All right, get over here. 60 00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:21,725 {\an8}I am so freaked out by things going into eyes. 61 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:23,309 {\an8}It just--wow. 62 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:28,898 {\an8}Ugh! 63 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,650 {\an8}Ugh. I can't even. 64 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:31,776 {\an8}I'm so freaked out by that. 65 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,028 {\an8}Just go. Go, go, go, go, go. 66 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:34,487 {\an8}- All right. 67 00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:36,114 {\an8}But it's getting gooier, so we'll just do it later. 68 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:37,449 {\an8}- Okay. 69 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:39,409 {\an8}All right. Where were we? 70 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:41,077 {\an8}- Something full of acid. 71 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:42,912 {\an8}- "And, remember, do not attempt 72 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,081 {\an8}to extinguish a chemical fire with water. 73 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,958 {\an8}It will only exacerbate the flame, 74 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,710 {\an8}the dangerous flame." 75 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:50,837 {\an8}- [clapping] That was great, man. 76 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:52,255 {\an8}All right, I'm out of here. 77 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,840 {\an8}- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop. 78 00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:55,383 {\an8}Don't go anywhere. 79 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:57,552 {\an8}I just need to find more colors. 80 00:02:57,635 --> 00:02:59,346 {\an8}Let's do it six more times. 81 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:03,266 {\an8}- Hey. 82 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:05,518 {\an8}I just wanted to say that you woke up early 83 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:09,689 {\an8}with the kids and let me sleep, and I really appreciate that. 84 00:03:09,814 --> 00:03:11,483 {\an8}- Thank you. 85 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:13,985 {\an8}I appreciate that you appreciate that. 86 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,446 {\an8}So we had couples therapy. 87 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:18,490 {\an8}- No shame in that. Get it all out in the open. 88 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:20,200 {\an8}- And we have homework. 89 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:22,827 {\an8}- Yes, we are supposed to look for every chance to acknowledge 90 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:25,121 {\an8}and appreciate each other's sacrifices, 91 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:28,083 {\an8}because I need to appreciate what Pam's been doing 92 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:29,959 {\an8}to run the house while I'm in Philly. 93 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,961 {\an8}- And we're also supposed to speak our truths. 94 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,213 {\an8}- Mm-hmm. 95 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:35,090 {\an8}- Because if I had spoken my truth earlier 96 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:37,092 {\an8}about not wanting to move to Philly, 97 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:39,135 {\an8}then maybe we wouldn't have had this opportunity 98 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:40,845 {\an8}for couples therapy. 99 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,555 {\an8}- Oh, we're supposed to call everything we don't want to do 100 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:44,099 {\an8}"opportunities." 101 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:45,892 - Heads up, everyone. 102 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,228 If you really need something from me today, 103 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:50,438 let's get it done tomorrow. 104 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:51,898 Carla Fern got me a gig. 105 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,191 - Hey. 106 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:54,901 - Yeah. - Who's Carla Fern? 107 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:58,780 - Who is Carla Fern? Well, wow. 108 00:03:58,863 --> 00:04:01,908 Uh, she's my agent and my drill sergeant 109 00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:04,119 and one of my best friends. 110 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:06,287 Oh, and, Oscar, I already figured out-- 111 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:07,872 if I have to get emotional in the film, 112 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,708 I'm just gonna think about you getting dumped by the senator. 113 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,376 - Why don't you just use your own life? 114 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,961 Erin just dumped you. 115 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:15,714 - It's a little raw. Not cool, Oscar. 116 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,132 - But you just-- - Not cool. 117 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,426 - Okay, day two. 118 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,928 Drama in the warehouse skies. [chuckles] 119 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:25,015 This is Robert from weyerhammer Paper, 120 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:27,684 who will be joining us to judge the final rounds. 121 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:29,394 Who would've thought 122 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:32,689 there would be two full days of drama here? [chuckles] 123 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:34,607 You could've just knocked it all out in the morning 124 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:36,693 as far as I'm concerned, but you're the sponsor. 125 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,528 - Who's pumped for the quarterfinals, huh? 126 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:39,863 - I'm pumped! 127 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,698 - Clark's a dead man. - All right. 128 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:44,409 Sounds like somebody wants to walk away with this. 129 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:45,994 - Oh, my gosh. - Wow. 130 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:49,330 - [gasps] Nellie, you didn't tell us we could win money. 131 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:52,334 - Oh, yes, I did. I told you all. 132 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:54,252 It was, um-- 133 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:57,088 'cause that's an awful lot of money for me to forget. 134 00:04:57,172 --> 00:05:00,467 - Not one of us remembers you saying anything about $2,000. 135 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:01,968 - I forgot. 136 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:03,720 I completely forgot. 137 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:05,513 But at least now that large piece of cardboard 138 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:07,307 that man was carrying around makes sense. 139 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:09,601 - Nellie, this is a competition. 140 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:13,021 Please take it seriously. - Oh, please. 141 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:15,565 - Me? Oh, I'm fine. 142 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,609 I mean, sure, times are leaner 143 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:19,444 now that I'm separated from the senator, 144 00:05:19,527 --> 00:05:23,198 but my new studio apartment is just fine 145 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,533 for me and Phillip... - [crying] 146 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:27,786 - And Tinkie and Crinklepuss... 147 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:29,204 - [meows] 148 00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:31,581 - And Bandit Two and Pawlick Baggins 149 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:33,291 and Lady Aragorn 150 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,877 and their ten kittens. [baby screaming, cats yowling] 151 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,171 Oh, my God. Come here, come here. 152 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:39,798 Come here, let's go. 153 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,133 I had a chance with Dwight, but I didn't take it. 154 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:44,135 And if I went back now, 155 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:47,806 when I'm broke and he just inherited a farm, 156 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:49,808 I'd be one of those gold-digging tramps 157 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:53,520 you read about that try to bag a farmer. 158 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:56,231 - I offered myself to Angela, and she turned me down. 159 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:58,566 If she changes her mind, the next move is hers. 160 00:05:58,692 --> 00:05:59,901 I'm with Esther now. 161 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:01,778 She's younger than Angela, sturdier, 162 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:05,532 more comfortable with the scent of a manured field. 163 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:08,702 Let's be honest-- when it came to manured fields, 164 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:11,496 Angela was at best indifferent. 165 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:16,501 [spray can hissing] 166 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,545 - Andy, you couldn't have done that before? 167 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,422 - I want to look good. - [sighs] 168 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,507 - Come on, jeez. 169 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:25,051 Oh, hey, if they interview you for the behind-the-scenes, 170 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:26,928 talk about how much we laughed on set. 171 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:30,724 [Andy chuckles] 172 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:32,851 My hands are really sweaty. [clears throat] 173 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,352 I think it's 'cause it's so hot. 174 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:37,272 - It's 50 degrees outside. 175 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,774 - When my hands sweat, I squeeze ice cubes. 176 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:41,609 It makes them sweat less. - Really? 177 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:44,070 - Can you go on an ice run when we get there? 178 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:46,948 - You do know I'm missing work for this? 179 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,952 - It's day two of a paper-airplane contest. 180 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,454 I think we're okay. 181 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:54,414 - Fair point. 182 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:58,209 [indistinct chatter] 183 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:00,086 - Oh, wide wings-- interesting. 184 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:02,047 - Hey. Why don't you back off? 185 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:06,384 I mean, best of luck to you in the competition. 186 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:18,688 Hey, don't look. [chuckles] 187 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,315 Growing up in an orphanage, 188 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,442 you have to fight other kids for everything-- 189 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:26,029 snacks, pillows, parents. 190 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:28,823 I'm kind of worried about Pete seeing that side of me. 191 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:31,868 I once ripped greedy Susan's pigtail right off her head, 192 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:34,329 just for a handful of Crispix. 193 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:36,998 - Is this the right place? - This is it. 194 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:38,416 - You sure? 195 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,335 This looks like a drug deal is going down. 196 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:44,464 - Oh, there's Carla Fern. 197 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,802 [chuckles] 198 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:52,597 - [clears throat] Who's this guy? 199 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:54,224 - This is Darryl. He's with me. 200 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:57,352 He's my friend, and he's very honored to be here. 201 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:59,896 - Are you in that paper documentary, too? 202 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:01,231 - Yep. 203 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:03,358 - You need an agent? - No. 204 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:06,069 He's never--I mean, you never acted in anything before. 205 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,530 He's just my entourage. 206 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,657 - I was in "The Wiz" in high school. 207 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:13,243 - That's the clicky-clacker. 208 00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:16,287 He clicks that, and then the guy says "action." 209 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:18,873 - Hey, I made 'em get you a chair. 210 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:22,127 All my clients sit. 211 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:25,171 - Can I take your picture? 212 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:28,425 - [chuckles] I guess it's starting. 213 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,260 Um, yeah. 214 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,887 Uh, of course. Yeah, sure. 215 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,431 Tell you what. 216 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,182 I'll put my arm around you, and then I can take it-- 217 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:37,976 - We just need a picture of the top of your head 218 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:40,603 in case we burn some of your hair off. 219 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:41,855 - Got it. 220 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:44,149 I'm ready for my closeup, Ms... 221 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,526 What's your name? - Rabatende. 222 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:52,115 [camera shutter clicks] 223 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:53,825 Sorry. 224 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:55,410 - No, if you just keep it down until... 225 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:57,495 - [inhales deeply] Okay. 226 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:16,222 [Toby sighs] 227 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:19,434 - Okay, next up, 228 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,936 we have two creatures great and small. 229 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,938 Kevin versus Angela. 230 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:27,025 - Yes. [applause] 231 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,403 - Hey. 232 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:32,405 That is a really nice plane. 233 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:35,075 You make that yourself? - Uh-huh. 234 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,451 - Well, what am I thinking? 235 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:38,495 Of course you made that yourself, 236 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,538 'cause it's in the rules 237 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:43,792 that you have to fold your own plane. 238 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,919 - Of course. 239 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:48,922 - Kevin, did you make that yourself? 240 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,131 - Yes. 241 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,633 In a way. 242 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:54,552 From one that I bought on Craigslist. 243 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:56,721 - Oh, man. - I call for a refold! 244 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,723 - No. - [claps] 245 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:00,308 - Really? - You can't do that. 246 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:01,893 - Thank you. 247 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,353 - This is flatter. 248 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:07,190 - It's a piece of paper. You fold it into an airplane. 249 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,441 - Okay, that's enough. 250 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:10,193 This is the end of the ream now. 251 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,861 You have to pick one. - I can't. 252 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,114 I love them all too much. 253 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:18,368 And none of them fly, so that makes it harder. 254 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:21,371 - You have to choose one now. 255 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:22,831 - Fine. 256 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:29,879 - Angela advances. - Nice. 257 00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:31,047 - Whoo! 258 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,133 - Was Dwight rooting for me? 259 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,843 Hmm. 260 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:37,178 I hadn't noticed. 261 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:38,763 - I'm not giving up. 262 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:42,267 I am gonna keep making planes until one of 'em flies, 263 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:46,021 like Wilbur and Orville Redenbacher. 264 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:51,026 - An Earl Grey tea for the lady. 265 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,527 - Oh, thank you. 266 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,862 Um... 267 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,363 I acknowledge and appreciate 268 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,449 that you went out of your way to get me tea. 269 00:10:57,532 --> 00:11:00,326 - Thank you. I like being appreciated. 270 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:03,038 But to speak my truth, it wasn't out of the way, 271 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,498 'cause I felt like a tea anyway, so one trip. 272 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,754 - Well, to speak my truth, 273 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:12,797 I switched to coffee in March. 274 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:15,675 There's a new espresso machine. 275 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:19,304 But I still acknowledge and appreciate the gesture. 276 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,726 - She was happy with tea for ten years, 277 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,978 and then... 278 00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:29,397 just like that. 279 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:31,066 Huh. 280 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,778 She still likes yogurt, though, right? 281 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:37,655 [chuckles] 282 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:39,532 - The genius of it is, in this scenario, 283 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:42,535 the actors act as co-owners. 284 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:45,330 We already trademarked the name--ActLead. 285 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:46,373 - Terrible idea. 286 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,041 - ActLead. 287 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:49,751 - Ta-da! 288 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,920 - [gasps] - Meet the lab assistant. 289 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,838 - Dude, what's with the clown face? 290 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,590 - It's professional stage makeup. 291 00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:57,634 Keeps you from washing out under the harsh lights. 292 00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:59,969 I learned it when I was "Nanki-Poo" in "The Mikado." 293 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:02,305 - Andrew Bernard? - Yeah. 294 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:03,807 - What's on your face? 295 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,559 - [British accent] A little of the old greasepaint, govna. 296 00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,812 Lashes sold separately. 297 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,648 - Um, I'm gonna need him to take this off immediately. 298 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:12,899 Okay? - Okay. 299 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:14,734 - [normal voice] Question. Is it too dark? 300 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,319 Because this is Trinidad. 301 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:20,031 I also have Brazilian matador or man of Athens. 302 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:21,783 - Okay, how about no makeup at all? 303 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,159 No makeup. - No makeup? 304 00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:24,577 - Yeah. - Great. 305 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,371 I can do that, but question. 306 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:29,416 New to the area--is there a makeup-remover store nearby? 307 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,501 - Uh, you'll just use soap. 308 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,628 Uh, I apologize, sir. We're--we're sorry. 309 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:34,713 - Okay. 310 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,506 - Can I just take this from you? 311 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,550 - What's the matter? - He got it on the coat. 312 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,385 - He'll pay for it. 313 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,095 - It's, like, $22. 314 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,305 [Carla sighs] 315 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,186 - We are rolling, and action. 316 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,563 - This video is to demonstrate 317 00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:54,441 the HPRDC chemical-handling protocols. 318 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:58,236 These protocols could save you from severe injury, even death. 319 00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,863 If you-- - Okay, um, stop. 320 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,656 Um, why are you smiling? 321 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,491 - I just made a character choice 322 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:06,161 to be a scientist who really likes what he does 323 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:08,204 and enjoys his job. 324 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,957 - Okay, well, maybe no smiling on this one. 325 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,834 - So how should I do it? - I don't know. 326 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,836 just like you're reporting the news or something, okay? 327 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,504 - Yeah. - Action. 328 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,465 - [imitating Tom Brokaw] This video is to demonstrate 329 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:22,844 the HPRDC chemical-handling protocols. 330 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,971 [normal voice] It's Tom Brokaw, the newscaster, come on. 331 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,723 - Who was that? - Tom Brokaw. 332 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,391 All right, save that for the blooper reel. 333 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,018 - There's no blooper reel. - No, there's not. 334 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:31,269 - There's gonna be a blooper reel. 335 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:32,687 - No, there's not. - Nope. No. 336 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,689 - It's not even up to you guys. They just do them. 337 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,483 - We're doing this. 338 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:38,318 - All right, okay, so how do you want me to do it? 339 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,528 - Like it's an industrial safety video, okay? 340 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,030 - Got it, got it 341 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:45,200 - Rolling, and action. 342 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,744 - This video is to demonstrate the HPRDC chemical-- 343 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:49,412 - You're smiling again. 344 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,915 - By the way, just so I know... 345 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,000 which of these ladies are single? 346 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,216 - Come on! Beat by a frickin' cylcops. 347 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:03,134 - Oh, wait. Did mine go farther? 348 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,136 My depth perception's all off. 349 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,472 - What's happened now? - That one won. 350 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:10,058 - What? Him? Really? 351 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,144 Toby? An achievement? - [chuckles] 352 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,105 [applause] - Yes, yes! 353 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,815 - Toby. - All right. 354 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,441 - Oh! - Oh, jeez. I'm sorry. 355 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:19,693 I'm sorry. 356 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:20,694 - It's all right. Just stop touching me. 357 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:21,736 - OK. - Ugh. Oh, my God. 358 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,238 - Ah! Guys, quit pallin' around. 359 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,197 Just throw the frickin' airplane. 360 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,657 - Hey, hey, hey. - What? 361 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,117 What? - Well-- 362 00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:29,452 - Throw the airplane. Contest. It's a contest. 363 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:30,954 - No, Erin's not competitive. 364 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,372 She's just-- 365 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,249 - Let's get this cotton-picking show on the road, 366 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,875 mother[bleep]! 367 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:40,171 - Calm down, Phyllis. 368 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:43,049 - Next up, we have Clark and Erin. 369 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,300 Make it so. 370 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,431 - Come on, Clark! - Come on, Clark! 371 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,435 - Okay, not bad, not bad. 372 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,937 - Yeah, I'm actually just really good at this motion. 373 00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:57,856 Uh, when I was ten, 374 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,774 I spent this summer with my uncle in England, 375 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,193 and he would take me to the pub and let me throw darts. 376 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,904 And if I got a bull's-eye, he'd give me a sip of beer, 377 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,365 so I got really good at darts. 378 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,908 [chuckles] 379 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,286 But that's the summer I kind of stopped growing. 380 00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:14,914 - Whoa! - Yeah! 381 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,750 Oh, eat it, piggy! 382 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,376 Eat it! Oink, oink, oink, oink! 383 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,253 - We still got to work together, 384 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,088 so we should keep it civil. - [snorting] 385 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:24,257 I can't hear what you said. [snorting] 386 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:26,551 You get your slop? [imitates pig squealing] 387 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,511 - All right, you know what? This is completely unnecessary. 388 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,388 You already won. Just stop. - Erin. Erin. 389 00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:31,890 - What? - Relax. 390 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,725 - Next up, we have Dwight and Phyllis. 391 00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,101 - Yeah! 392 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:36,978 - Man of the earth versus woman of girth. 393 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,146 - Hey. 394 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,647 - Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. 395 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:42,025 Look, if you have an attribute that rhymes with "earth," 396 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,193 I'd be happy to use it. 397 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,986 - Um, mirth. 398 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,654 - Oh, let's be real. 399 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,657 - You can do it, baby! 400 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,326 - No, you can't, baby! 401 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,411 [whispering] You're gonna choke. 402 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,332 [Angela laughs] 403 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,292 - I better get back to work. We'll get 'em next year. 404 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:00,502 - What? Next year? 405 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,295 No, we're not doing this next year. 406 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:04,589 Are we? No, we're not doing this next year. 407 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,591 - Watch and learn. 408 00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,426 - Oh. - Wow. 409 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:11,012 [cheers and applause] - Whoa, Dwight defeats Phyllis. 410 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,889 Dwight, you are through to the semifinals. 411 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,808 - Yes! - All right. 412 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,393 - Oh, Esther. - Hey, hey. 413 00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:19,396 - What are you-- - Hey. 414 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,690 [loud smooching] 415 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,024 - You're here early. 416 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,901 - Yeah, I plucked the chickens extra fast, 417 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,528 'cause I knew I was seeing you tonight, so... 418 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,571 there might just be a little bit of feather in your nuggets 419 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,615 or just a little bit of meat inside of your pillow. 420 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,325 - I like a little feather in my nuggets. 421 00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,369 [both laugh] 422 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,870 - All right, ladies and gentlemen, 423 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,373 we are now down to the final four. 424 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:41,126 Dwight, Erin, Angela, 425 00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:44,462 and, God only knows how, but Toby. 426 00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:48,299 One of you will walk away with $2,000. 427 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,468 - Yeah! 428 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:53,138 - Okay, here you have just knocked over the beaker. 429 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,140 The chemicals splashed in your eye. 430 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:57,058 - Which is insanely painful. - Yeah. 431 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,060 - And I've already picked a few childhood memories 432 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:01,771 to tap into to really express that pain. 433 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:02,897 - That's great. 434 00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,107 So what you're gonna do then 435 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,818 is come over here to the eye-washing station 436 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,862 and then just kind of flush out your eyes, you know, 437 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:11,823 get the chemicals out, all right? 438 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,992 - So I just lean over this thing 439 00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:17,245 and then you'll add the water special effect later? 440 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:19,164 - What water special effect? 441 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:22,042 - Yeah, just hold your lids open with one hand 442 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,169 and let the stream bathe your eyeballs. 443 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,296 Just like that. 444 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,591 - I'm not comfortable doing my own stunts. 445 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,593 I'll get nude if you want me to. 446 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,219 I'll go full Lena Dunham, but I-- 447 00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:35,472 - Dude, we don't need you to go nude, okay? 448 00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:36,681 - Absolutely not. 449 00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:38,350 - Just do the eyewash thing, okay? 450 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,851 That's all we're asking here. 451 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,314 - Darryl, what do I do? 452 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:46,024 - Hold up, I'm looking at my spit in the microscope. 453 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,818 - They want me to use real water in the eyewash scene. 454 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,111 - So? 455 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,113 - I can't squirt stuff in my eyeball. 456 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,115 I've never even used an eyedropper. 457 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,409 - So, Andy, you saw how to use this? 458 00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,578 Step on the pedal, water squirts in your eyes. 459 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,958 - Carla! 460 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,669 Carla! 461 00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:10,256 - All right, you lucky people, it is time for the semifinals. 462 00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:13,176 And I'm gonna be perfectly honest with you. 463 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,428 The tension could be thicker. 464 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,931 It is time for a little T and A. 465 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:20,684 I give you Toby and Angela. 466 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:23,395 [applause] - Here we go. 467 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,814 - I really need to win this. - Huh? 468 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,524 - I could really use the $2,000. 469 00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:28,733 I could buy a home gym. 470 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,110 - Okay. - Okay? 471 00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:32,195 I-I know I'd use it, 'cause I'd see it every day. 472 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,238 - Toby. 473 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,493 Oh, my God! - Whoa! 474 00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:43,123 Oh, my God. Okay, it's your turn. 475 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:53,299 - I have lost a lot in my life. 476 00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:57,262 I know what "about to lose" feels like. 477 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,264 And it's awful. 478 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,724 - Well, Angela is the winner. 479 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:05,228 - Yes! [Dwight clapping loudly] 480 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,439 - Is there a reason that we're excited for that little woman? 481 00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:09,149 - Yes. I pity her. 482 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:10,483 She was recently in a situation 483 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:13,194 where she could have had it all. 484 00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:15,280 And instead, she lost everything. 485 00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:17,532 - Mm. Is she a gambler? 486 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,034 - In a way, 487 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:21,453 but not in a stand-up-and-cheer kind of way like the song. 488 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,289 - Mm. That is sad. 489 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:25,999 - Look, I've got these bumper stickers. 490 00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:29,169 Doubt that'll make you excited, but there they are. 491 00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:31,546 There we go. Oh, look, now, now we're excited. 492 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,840 Now that bumper stickers are here--look at that. 493 00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:36,009 That's all we needed-- bumper stickers. 494 00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:40,013 - Andy, if you don't stick your eyes in that machine, 495 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:43,892 I'm gonna call every production in northeastern Pennsylvania. 496 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,727 You won't even make an appearance 497 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,646 on a security camera. 498 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,070 - What's the holdup here? 499 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,113 - The actor's crying. [Andy sobs] 500 00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,074 - Oh, God. 501 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:02,952 - [sniffles] 502 00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:06,122 She yelled at me. 503 00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:10,293 I can't wash my eyeball. I can't do that. I can't. 504 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,170 - Andy Bernard can't squirt water in his eye 505 00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:15,006 and act like it doesn't freak him out? 506 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:17,967 But you know who can? 507 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:21,429 Older male lab assistant number one. 508 00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:23,598 - You believe in me? 509 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,017 - I believe... 510 00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:27,686 I want to go home. 511 00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:31,981 - Yeah! [Ester laughs] 512 00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:35,652 Okay, beat that! 513 00:20:35,694 --> 00:20:37,612 [Erin clears throat] 514 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,118 [chuckles] Whoo! 515 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,953 Okay. 516 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,788 - Damn it! Damn it! 517 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,206 God-- 518 00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:50,166 Sorry. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. 519 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,793 - Okay. Yeah. - I got mad. 520 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,253 - 'Cause I don't like losing, Pete. 521 00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:54,587 - Yeah. - I'm just gonna-- 522 00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:56,464 Sorry, I'm mad, Pete. I'm mad. I'm really mad. 523 00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:58,258 I wanted to win--we were gonna win a lot of money. 524 00:20:58,341 --> 00:20:59,801 I was gonna buy you a sweater. So stupid. 525 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,678 It's just the whole contest is stupid, so it feels-- 526 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:02,971 - Yeah. 527 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:03,972 [loud crash] Oh! 528 00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:05,432 - Sorry! I'm mad! - Okay. 529 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,559 - I don't like losing! I thought I was going to win! 530 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,227 - Okay, hey, hey, hey. 531 00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:11,479 You want to-- - Sorry. Sorry. 532 00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:13,857 I'm gonna go upstairs and just... 533 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:16,359 - Oh, I made us a date to take my mom out to dinner 534 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,153 to thank her for all that extra babysitting. 535 00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:20,280 - Well, you know how much I appreciate 536 00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:22,824 the opportunity to hang out with your mom more, 537 00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:24,659 so let me just put this in my calendar. 538 00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,369 - [chuckles] I acknowledge with gratitude 539 00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:28,246 that you are being kind and responsible enough 540 00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:29,789 to include it in your calendar. 541 00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:32,459 - [chuckles] Thank you. Your mom is a treasure. 542 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,419 - Well, I appreciate... [cell phone ringing] 543 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:36,713 That some opportunities-- - Sorry, it's work. Hold on. 544 00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:39,257 Hey, Wade. Did Cole Hamels call back or what? 545 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:40,759 Great. Good. 546 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,010 - Uh, to speak my truth, 547 00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:43,887 I'd appreciate if you hung that up 548 00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:45,847 'cause we were in the middle of a conversation. 549 00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:49,476 [cell phone thuds on desk] 550 00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:52,937 I appreciate the sacrifice. 551 00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:55,982 - Okay. To speak my truth, that was a little sarcastic. 552 00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:58,985 I think that's a little unfair. - Really? 553 00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:00,737 I've been putting the kids to bed by myself 554 00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:02,364 every night for months. 555 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,657 And you had to miss one phone call. 556 00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:07,118 Is that your truth, Jim? That's really your truth? 557 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:10,413 - I guess I will swallow my truth. 558 00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:12,207 - Are you guys high? 559 00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:15,210 Because if so, to speak my truth, 560 00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:16,836 I would appreciate the sacrifice 561 00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:20,924 of including me in some hits off your kind buds. 562 00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:22,592 - We're not high. 563 00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:25,929 I wish we'd started this exercise six months ago. 564 00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:29,015 My heart just feels so... 565 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:31,059 blocked up. 566 00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:33,520 I want to believe that talking like robots will help, 567 00:22:33,645 --> 00:22:35,146 but robots aren't really known 568 00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:37,482 for their emotional connections. 569 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:42,153 Although R2-D2 and C-3PO 570 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,572 were very attached. 571 00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:46,491 Is that where we're headed? 572 00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:54,040 - Hey. The Mark 47 is ready for launch. 573 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:02,173 Less paste. 574 00:23:05,719 --> 00:23:09,764 - Here we go. Rolling, and action. 575 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:13,935 - [screaming] 576 00:23:15,979 --> 00:23:17,939 - And cut. 577 00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:19,649 We can fix the sound in post. - Yeah. 578 00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:20,900 - I can do a better one. 579 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,235 - That's fine. We'll move on. 580 00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:24,988 - I said I can do a better one. 581 00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:26,448 Darryl. 582 00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:27,866 - Action. 583 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:36,416 - [screaming] 584 00:23:40,545 --> 00:23:42,589 - Kid can act. 585 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:45,884 - Yeah! 586 00:23:45,967 --> 00:23:48,136 Yeah! - [grunts approvingly] 587 00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:50,263 - And then there were two... 588 00:23:50,305 --> 00:23:53,433 people interested in this contest. 589 00:23:53,558 --> 00:23:56,728 Angela and Dwight, please fold your planes. 590 00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:59,189 - Dwight, you are so good at this. 591 00:23:59,356 --> 00:24:01,024 You're gonna need to dig us a bigger money hole. 592 00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:02,275 [chuckles] 593 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:04,194 - A lot of it has to do with luck. 594 00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:08,114 - Well, you know, I'm really the lucky one here, because... 595 00:24:08,239 --> 00:24:10,992 I found you. - Oh, okay. 596 00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:13,870 Thank you. 597 00:24:13,995 --> 00:24:15,372 I don't need this win. 598 00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:16,790 I've got a lucrative job, 599 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:19,209 an enormous farm, and this building. 600 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:23,046 Angela has nothing but a child, who, while adorable, 601 00:24:23,088 --> 00:24:26,466 won't bring in revenue for another five or six years. 602 00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:29,636 - Each contestant will throw two airplanes. 603 00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:31,638 - Actually, it's best of three. - Oh, no. 604 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,723 No, two is already twice as many 605 00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:35,767 as any normal person would find interesting, right? 606 00:24:35,934 --> 00:24:38,353 Whosever plane goes the longest distance is the winner. 607 00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:39,854 - After you. - Thank you. 608 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,443 Oh, God. 609 00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:48,947 - Angela's first throw-- terrible. 610 00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:51,408 Dwight. 611 00:24:51,449 --> 00:24:53,660 - Oh! Oh, man! 612 00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:55,286 It slipped out of my hand. What a whiff. 613 00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:58,581 Ah, how'd that happen? God. 614 00:24:58,665 --> 00:24:59,874 - We want you to win. 615 00:25:00,041 --> 00:25:01,418 Dwight told me about your situation. 616 00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:03,169 It's such a pity. 617 00:25:03,253 --> 00:25:06,089 Just use the money wisely. 618 00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:08,133 Okay? 619 00:25:08,216 --> 00:25:09,342 - Okay. 620 00:25:12,262 --> 00:25:13,680 - All right. 621 00:25:13,722 --> 00:25:15,390 [paper airplane scrapes on floor] 622 00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:17,559 - Don't you dare tank this. 623 00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:34,242 [paper airplane thuds lightly on floor] 624 00:25:34,409 --> 00:25:36,911 - And we have a winner, and it's Dwight. 625 00:25:36,953 --> 00:25:40,957 And it is everyone, because this is over. 626 00:25:41,082 --> 00:25:42,751 - 2 grand, huh? 627 00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:45,587 I know a guy who can turn that into $800. 628 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:47,464 Hint--it's me. 629 00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:51,760 - Well, I guess you needed the money more than me, huh? 630 00:25:51,885 --> 00:25:53,720 Use it wisely. 631 00:25:56,431 --> 00:25:58,683 I was disappointed in Dwight today. 632 00:25:58,767 --> 00:26:00,769 He showed a weakness that was unbecoming, 633 00:26:00,852 --> 00:26:03,480 even if he did do it for me. 634 00:26:03,563 --> 00:26:07,108 I don't need pity, and I don't need charity. 635 00:26:07,192 --> 00:26:09,569 I have my dignity, and that's enough. 636 00:26:09,652 --> 00:26:12,614 And as long as I have that, I'll be okay. 637 00:26:17,285 --> 00:26:20,205 [distant telephone rings] 638 00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:26,169 - I know this was really weird, 639 00:26:26,294 --> 00:26:28,421 and it was really hard. 640 00:26:28,588 --> 00:26:31,800 But I think we're making progress. 641 00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:35,053 So I'm really sorry that I have to go, but... 642 00:26:35,178 --> 00:26:37,347 let's keep at this. 643 00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:38,723 Okay? 644 00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:39,974 - Okay. 645 00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:49,651 [keys clacking] 646 00:26:53,238 --> 00:26:56,658 [door opens] 647 00:26:56,741 --> 00:26:58,660 [door closes] 648 00:27:21,266 --> 00:27:23,101 Jim! 649 00:27:29,733 --> 00:27:32,235 - Thanks. - All right, have a good trip. 650 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:33,486 - Bye. - Bye. 651 00:27:36,072 --> 00:27:37,615 - Hey. 652 00:27:44,622 --> 00:27:46,041 I... 653 00:28:02,891 --> 00:28:06,394 - "Love suffers long and is kind. 654 00:28:06,478 --> 00:28:07,937 "It is not proud. 655 00:28:08,063 --> 00:28:10,482 "Love bears all things, 656 00:28:10,648 --> 00:28:13,234 "believes all things, 657 00:28:13,276 --> 00:28:17,572 "hopes all things, and endures all things. 658 00:28:17,655 --> 00:28:20,033 "Love never fails. 659 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,285 "And now these three remain-- 660 00:28:22,410 --> 00:28:26,081 "faith, hope, and love. 661 00:28:26,122 --> 00:28:30,251 But the greatest of these is love." 662 00:28:37,676 --> 00:28:39,427 both: I love you. 663 00:28:45,141 --> 00:28:46,643 - [giggles] This is it. 664 00:28:46,726 --> 00:28:49,813 This is the one. 665 00:28:49,896 --> 00:28:51,439 [grunts] 666 00:28:51,523 --> 00:28:52,607 - Crossing. 667 00:28:52,691 --> 00:28:55,902 Ow! [groans] 668 00:28:55,985 --> 00:28:58,113 Oh, why? 669 00:29:00,990 --> 00:29:02,242 Why? 670 00:29:02,325 --> 00:29:03,535 - [grunts] 671 00:29:03,618 --> 00:29:06,037 Can you stay out of the way, please? 672 00:29:08,915 --> 00:29:11,209 - And the Oscar for best performance 673 00:29:11,292 --> 00:29:15,088 in a dramatic safety video goes to... 674 00:29:15,213 --> 00:29:18,800 Sir Marlon Brand-rew Bernard. 675 00:29:18,883 --> 00:29:20,385 - Hey, Andy. 676 00:29:20,468 --> 00:29:22,804 Uh, you have six messages from David Wallace. 677 00:29:22,887 --> 00:29:24,139 - Oh, fudge puddle. 678 00:29:24,222 --> 00:29:27,183 - And one from a Carla Fern. - Oh, okay. 679 00:29:27,308 --> 00:29:29,519 I'll take that. 680 00:29:29,602 --> 00:29:31,104 - Do you not want these? 681 00:29:32,981 --> 00:29:35,108 - If you asked me six months ago 682 00:29:35,150 --> 00:29:37,944 if I thought Andy Bernard can make it as an actor-- 683 00:29:38,069 --> 00:29:40,321 [chuckles] I'd have said no way. 684 00:29:40,447 --> 00:29:42,073 - Oh. 685 00:29:42,157 --> 00:29:44,284 - Watch where you're going, please. 686 00:29:44,367 --> 00:29:45,952 - W-what'd he say? 687 00:29:46,036 --> 00:29:47,495 - But now? 688 00:29:47,579 --> 00:29:50,040 I think anyone can do it... 689 00:29:50,165 --> 00:29:51,916 [chuckles] Even Andy. 690 00:29:51,966 --> 00:29:56,516 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0